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sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

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notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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nylilprincess:

Oh my god

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officialwhitegirls:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

now why would you say something like that

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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