neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

» got these skinny jeans on

bootykage:

cant bend my knees 

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

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jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

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thaanks-pete:

Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s

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